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[Oct. 31st, 2007|10:11 am] |
delimbed
limb by limb
acoustic guitar as a makeshift mace
steel strings lacerate my face
victim of festivities
mutilated honorably.
I wrote this for a missing comrade, my speculations as to your whereabouts. |
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[Jul. 24th, 2007|12:32 am] |
I kicked mad ass today at coral reef park. Skateboarders are now toothpickers. |
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| HOP THIS SHIT |
[Jun. 28th, 2007|02:05 am] |
here i lay
rollin mah jay
if you say hey oh
you can smoke my jay oh
listen up i am high
you can fuck that azn guy
and i will FLY
- CxF CHILLIN IN THE FLOUNDER'S BOWL |
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[Mar. 31st, 2007|03:04 am] |
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This is sheer hysteria. JUNKIES HOS THEIVES AND PIGS. DOWNTOWN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS JUNGLE, FUCK. Swearing off it all, bye for now fuckers. |
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| Fucking pussies at Apple |
[Feb. 25th, 2007|02:32 am] |
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I fucking hate this new direction Apple has been fucking going in for the past few fucking quarters, changing all their names and upping their already dangerously fucking high level of pretention, Fuck MacBook fuck MacBookPro, fuck it all. That shit is fucking gay as fuck. It's not fucking mac, mac is a fucking o.s. not hardware. So now all these retards are going to fucking confuse the company with the operating system, This is one fucking point where Microsoft has Apple fucking beat. Nobody calls that shit Windows, thay made sure to let everyone know its Microsoft's product, windows. All those bitches throw around Mac and Apple like they're fucking synonyms, fuck that shit. You fucked up Apple, why don't you just release the MacPod already, fucking Steve Jobs. Fuck a bitch named P-Daulizzle. |
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| SKATEBOARDS IN GENERAL, FUCK THAT SHIT |
[Feb. 25th, 2007|12:49 am] |
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Today I was out rocking to some fucking badass shit, you know fucking chillin just cruising down brickell, when fifteen fucking kids cruise down into my passenger door fucking up my whip and I'm all like YO KIDS CUT THAT FUCKING FUCK SHIT CRAP OUT MUTHA's cause I was like all feeling fucking black you know? |
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[Aug. 5th, 2006|05:12 pm] |
Revelation time.
Kashi is by far the most fucking delicious food ever, it really is 7 fucking whole grains on a fucking mission.
From now on when I beat people to a fucking pulp (often) I will stuff their body cavities with Kashi Go Lean Crunch. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2006|09:50 pm] |
Today I was just eating shit... went swimming in my fucking pool while listening to some Neil Fucking YOUNG! I know, not so hardcore, not what you'd expect from Connie Fuckface Baron. It was pretty fucking swell. Yesterday I was fucking around at the discotheque and some fuck left their phone number on the passenger side of my car. Connie fuckface Baron picks up chicks and dudes like no other.
I know what you fucks are thinking, BUT CONNIE!!! YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Just have to let you fucks in on this little fucking secret: Connie Fuckface Baron is so badass that she can date upwards of 7 fucking people at a time, and everyone is o fucking k with it. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2006|02:12 am] |
Let it be known that Connie Fuckface Baron is all about kicking ass. And now, Connie Fuckface Baron is kicking ass with the help of the Steamy Daves as part of Defenders of Liberty.
WATCH OUT ANTI-AMERICAN SCUMBAGS WE ARE COMING FOR YOU !
Nobody is as hardcore as this bitch. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2006|11:42 pm] |
This fucking shit is the kind of shit I am trying to stop
Fucking bullshit commies. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2006|10:07 pm] |
everyday day I wake up with just one thought,
the image of commies getting SHOT
die die
die commies die
die die
die commies die
it's me pulling the trigger,
it's me re loading the gun
it's me out shooting commies for fun
hey hey
die commies die
hey hey
die commies die |
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[Jul. 9th, 2006|12:13 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | Mutilate the Stillborn - Necrophagiast | ] |
Today marks the fucking day of fucking creation. Now my reign of fucking terror in the Miami area will be accesable by all those with a fucking internet connection. |
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