urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface ConniexFuckface has no pity conniexfuckface 2007-10-31T14:18:20Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:3653 2007-10-31T14:12:34Z 2007-10-31T14:18:20Z Dr. Dre delimbed<br />limb by limb<br />acoustic guitar as a makeshift mace<br />steel strings lacerate my face<br />victim of festivities<br />mutilated honorably.<br /><br />I wrote this for a missing comrade, my speculations as to your whereabouts. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:3363 2007-09-13T17:41:40Z 2007-09-13T17:41:40Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_28'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>What was the first band you became a fan of?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'>Brought to you by HP | <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/hp_contest.bml">Contest</a> | <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/lj_contests/4344.html">Vote for Winners!</a></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=27'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=27">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> Brutal as fuck: STEPPENWOLF urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:3103 2007-07-24T04:33:04Z 2007-07-24T04:33:04Z I kicked mad ass today at coral reef park. Skateboarders are now toothpickers. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:2989 2007-07-20T19:23:47Z 2007-07-20T19:23:47Z What are you afraid of?<br /><br />THE BUTTS IN THE NIGHTES BYOTCH, I'm scarred and scared by and of buttsexing. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:2575 2007-06-28T06:09:54Z 2007-06-28T06:09:54Z here i lay<br />rollin mah jay<br />if you say hey oh<br />you can smoke my jay oh<br />listen up i am high<br />you can fuck that azn guy<br />and i will FLY<br /><br /><br />- CxF CHILLIN IN THE FLOUNDER'S BOWL urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:2543 2007-03-31T07:05:23Z 2007-03-31T07:05:23Z This is sheer hysteria. JUNKIES HOS THEIVES AND PIGS. DOWNTOWN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS JUNGLE, FUCK. Swearing off it all, bye for now fuckers. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:2244 2007-02-25T07:32:50Z 2007-02-25T07:32:50Z I fucking hate this new direction Apple has been fucking going in for the past few fucking quarters, changing all their names and upping their already dangerously fucking high level of pretention, Fuck MacBook fuck MacBookPro, fuck it all. That shit is fucking gay as fuck. It's not fucking mac, mac is a fucking o.s. not hardware. So now all these retards are going to fucking confuse the company with the operating system, This is one fucking point where Microsoft has Apple fucking beat. Nobody calls that shit Windows, thay made sure to let everyone know its Microsoft's product, windows. All those bitches throw around Mac and Apple like they're fucking synonyms, fuck that shit. You fucked up Apple, why don't you just release the MacPod already, fucking Steve Jobs. Fuck a bitch named P-Daulizzle. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:1973 2007-02-25T05:54:03Z 2007-02-25T05:54:03Z Today I was out rocking to some fucking badass shit, you know fucking chillin just cruising down brickell, when fifteen fucking kids cruise down into my passenger door fucking up my whip and I'm all like YO KIDS CUT THAT FUCKING FUCK SHIT CRAP OUT MUTHA's cause I was like all feeling fucking black you know? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:1760 2006-08-05T21:14:33Z 2006-08-05T21:14:33Z Revelation time.<br /><br><br><br><br><br /><br />Kashi is by far the most fucking delicious food ever, it really is 7 fucking whole grains on a fucking mission.<br><br><br />From now on when I beat people to a fucking pulp (often) I will stuff their body cavities with Kashi Go Lean Crunch. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:1383 2006-07-24T01:56:44Z 2006-07-24T01:56:44Z Today I was just eating shit... went swimming in my fucking pool while listening to some Neil Fucking YOUNG! I know, not so hardcore, not what you'd expect from Connie Fuckface Baron. It was pretty fucking swell. Yesterday I was fucking around at the discotheque and some fuck left their phone number on the passenger side of my car. Connie fuckface Baron picks up chicks and dudes like no other. <br><br>I know what you fucks are thinking, BUT CONNIE!!! YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND! <br><br>Just have to let you fucks in on this little fucking secret: Connie Fuckface Baron is so badass that she can date upwards of 7 fucking people at a time, and everyone is o fucking k with it. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:1252 2006-07-21T06:14:24Z 2006-07-21T06:14:24Z Let it be known that Connie Fuckface Baron is all about kicking ass. And now, Connie Fuckface Baron is kicking ass with the help of the Steamy Daves as part of Defenders of Liberty.<br><br> WATCH OUT ANTI-AMERICAN SCUMBAGS WE ARE COMING FOR YOU ! <br>Nobody is as hardcore as this bitch. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:1012 2006-07-13T03:43:28Z 2006-07-20T16:24:33Z This fucking shit is the kind of shit I am trying to stop<br /><br /><img src="http://my-gay.tv/foto_htm/147/piks/pics_04.jpg"><br /><br />Fucking bullshit commies. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:668 2006-07-13T02:10:53Z 2006-07-13T02:10:53Z everyday day I wake up with just one thought,<br />the image of commies getting SHOT<br /><br />die die<br />die commies die<br />die die<br />die commies die<br /><br />it's me pulling the trigger,<br />it's me re loading the gun<br />it's me out shooting commies for fun<br /><br />hey hey<br />die commies die<br />hey hey<br />die commies die urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:conniexfuckface:446 2006-07-09T16:18:32Z 2006-07-09T16:18:32Z Mutilate the Stillborn - Necrophagiast Today marks the fucking day of fucking creation. Now my reign of fucking terror in the Miami area will be accesable by all those with a fucking internet connection.